Random jokes 9


When fishermen meet

"Hiyamac"
"Lobuddy"
"Binearlong?"
"Coplours"
"Cetchenny?"
"Goddafew"
"Kindarthay?"
"Bassencarp"
"Ennysizetooem?"
"Couplapowns"
"Hittinhard?"
"Sordalike"
"Wachoosen?"
"Gobbawurms"
"Fishanonaboddum?"
"Rydononaboddum"
"Whatchadrinkin?"
"Jugajimbeam"
"Igoddago"
"Tubad"
"Seeyaroun"
"Yeahtakideezy"
"Guluck"



Dear Dad, 
 
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very 
hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if 
you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from 
you. 
 
Love, 
Your $on. 
 
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Dear Son, 
 
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even 
an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a 
NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. 
 
Love, 
Dad 



A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the
locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he
finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. 

He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above
his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. 

"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yelled with surprising
forcefulness. 

No one answered. 

"ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE
TIME I FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO
WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS!" 

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. 

He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse is back! He saddles-up and
starts to ride out of town. 

The bartender wanders out of the bar and asks, "Say partner, before you go...
what happened in Texas?" 

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."



Politically correct joke

A person belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly
considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another
person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of
imputed stereotypical mannerisms. The first person acted in a manner
consistent with the stereotypes associated with his ethnic group, and
proceeded to make a remark which might be considered to establish
conclusively his membership in that group, whereupon his companion
proceeded to make a remark with a double meaning, the first meaning
of which could be interpreted to indicate his agreement with his
companion, but the other meaning of which serves to corroborate his
membership in his particular ethnic group. The first person took
offense at his remark, and reacted in a stereotypical way !

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